What does this even mean????
marypopppins:

mrakgatiss:

marypopppins:

bish whe

OH YEHA DELETE THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR FUCKING PHONE

DELETE YOUR APPS, PICTURES, MUSIC, FAMILY, LIFE, PLANEt

countessphoebe:

pros of dating me:
• singing a lot of musical theatre duets
cons of dating me:
• singing A LOT of musical theatre duets

so-good-to-you:

vaughnwhiskey:

tltty:

for the rest of my life whenever i see this color i’ll be reminded of all the hours i wasted on the internet

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sorry that color is #2C4762

Tumblrs is #2B4864

image Actually, it’s coral blue #3
'mmmmm so what am i gonna delete next'
— me after deleting half of my apps to update to ios 8 (via sniffing)

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

sirpastydick:

hilarydank:

how am I supposed to eat this ass without my drink?!

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marypopppins:

marypopppins:

the year is 3289, there is hover cars and iOS8 still hasn’t finished downloading

mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy