bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.


friend:
i watched an episode of the thing you like

me:
oh god

me:
i am about to tell you literally everything about the thing

meanplastic:

heartless:

imagine if we all went to school together

image

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

thiccbitch:

people need to understand that some people just don’t like talking it has nothing to do with u so don’t take it personally like some people just aren’t talkers and they’ll probably never text u first or initiate a conversation and it’s not because they don’t like u it’s just that they don’t think to say anything bc they’re comfortable with not saying anything


dog:
*barks*

me:
chill

vseco:

people who do not have a case on their iPhone - wow how do you even breath